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Lonely Old Lady Wanders Around Muttering To Herself

We can’t put this off any longer. We need to talk about what to do with Grandma Hillary.

She’s been slipping away for a while now, but this is just… I’m worried she’s going to hurt herself.

Hillary Clinton – very deep in thought today – leaving very first fundraiser of 2016. #NYC #2016

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A lot of people have assumed that Hillary Clinton is purposely dodging questions from the press. But the reality is much sadder: She barely even knows they’re there. She’s too busy arguing with the voices in her head.

Fortunately, there’s a place we can put her where she’ll get the around-the-clock care she very clearly needs:

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