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Hillary’s Campaign Relaunch Bumps Roosevelt Island Children’s Event, Blood Drive

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Go to the back of the line, kids. Go to the back of the line.

Geoff Earle, NY Post:

Hillary Clinton’s campaign didn’t pick the best time to stage a major campaign rally at Four Freedoms Park on Roosevelt Island later this month.

According to the park’s website, a specially planned event for tots called Imagination Playground — which features unique blue building blocks — has been canceled to accommodate the Democratic front-runner for president.

Also at risk of major inconvenience: an annual celebration called Roosevelt Island Day, which features a blood drive, hot dog stands and free rides for kids.

Take that, brats. You don’t get to play, because Grandma needs to salvage her awful presidential campaign.



This is a good look for Hillary Clinton. But why stop there? Wherever she goes, she should find a little kid with a cookie and slap it out of his hand. Instead of kissing babies, take away their pacifiers and make them cry. Her base will love it, because they despise children.

Hillary 2016: Your Whelps Will Fear Me

(Hat tip: Jessica Chasmar)