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Humans Victorious Over Hitchhiking Robot

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It’s good to see that Kyle Reese didn’t die in vain.*

Regina F. Graham, Daily Mail:

So much for human kindness! Friendly hitchhiking robot is found DECAPITATED in Philadelphia just 300 miles into its attempt to cross the country

Only two weeks into an attempt to travel across the United States, the friendly hitchhiking robot’s journey has ended in Philadelphia after being beaten to a pulp.

HitchBOT, who was created by a team of communication researchers from Ontario, was found damaged beyond repair early Saturday in the city of brotherly love.


Here’s a look at the “friendly” robot:

That was last year. That was before he decided to mess with America.

A rare but well-deserved kudos to the citizens of the City of Brotherly Love. Who knows what would’ve happened if this malevolent machine had been allowed to make it all the way to Los Angeles? How insidious of Skynet, trying to enlist mankind’s assistance in our own genocide. But Americans know the truth: There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.

Nice try, but we know all about your “love for humans.” Better luck next time, you piece of junk.

*If he’s still dead, that is. I refuse to see Terminator Genisys until it’s on Amazon Prime.