Howard Stern: I Was Miserable At Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding

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Howard Stern was one of few to know that Jennifer Aniston was getting married last Wednesday, but the radio host said he was miserable while giving his toast after the nuptials.

“My speech at the Theroux-Aniston wedding was basically I got up for 10 minutes and started whining about these chairs they had,” Stern said on his show Monday morning. “They had these little tiny [chairs], like little pillow poufs. I’m 6-foot-fucking-5!”

Aniston also banned all phones from the wedding, which didn’t sit well with Stern.

“Why can’t I have my cell phone? I don’t want to take a picture of you two! I really don’t. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech, I can call my car and get the fuck out of here!”

“People were laughing very hard at my misery.”

But Stern also took a serious turn in his speech.

“I talked about some personal stuff, too. I complimented Justin’s mother on raising such a wonderful son. I love him. I told Jennifer that she deserved a guy like this, because after all, she’s been very sweet and generous with us. But Justin and his body, his abs, his ass — look at him. I’m giddy over him!”

Aniston tricked her guests into thinking the event was a surprise party for Theroux’s 44th, but there was a pastor and a wedding cake at the party when guests like Chelsea Handler, Sia, Lisa Kudrow and John Krasinski showed up. (RELATED: Jennifer Aniston Finally Weds)

“It was always called a birthday party,” Stern explained. “Whenever you got an email, it was a birthday party. They’re so secretive that they even had the wedding on a Wednesday because nobody gets married on a Wednesday.” (RELATED: Sofia Vergara Wants People To Stop Staring At Her Front, Start Noticing Her Bottom)