Quote of the Day:
“At 1:00pm Mr. Trump will proceed into the fair for meet and greet. He will be seeing the butter cow.”
— Donald Trump press release.
Journalist goes on dumb college tour
“Went on a college tour today. Won’t name the institution, because guide, outside main library, said, ‘It’s full of books.'” — The Atlantic‘s Jeffrey Goldberg.
WaPo‘s Wes Lowery and HuffPost‘s Ryan Reilly have a teasing, loving relationship
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Alec Baldwin doubts the reality of the GOP primary debate stats
“I wonder what the accurate ratings are for these debates,” he wrote.
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USA Today‘s snaps back at Media Research Center
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TheBlaze‘s Darcy added, “Didn’t quite understand your tweet.” Mastio, after being pushed to respond, finally replied, “@themrc was upset we didn’t cover a story in our print edition. We’re covering it up on front page of our free website.”
Katie Couric makes a point of being nice to strangers
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On Mexican journalists
“I’ve learned that there are good journalists killed in Mexico, but also many of the journalists killed worked for cartels. It’s tricky.” — Breitbart Brandon Darby.
Publicist vows to never give Trump his time or his money
“No, Donald J. Trump I will not give you any money. Ever. Go sell a casino or an overpriced condo. I wouldn’t help fund your campaign if you were the last Republican candidate in the race. Now please, go back to your mail-order bride and second-rate TV show and leave the presidential race.” — Reason Magazine’s Communications Specialist Pat McMahon.
Rosie lashes out at Trump fan
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Media critic Richard Grennell doubts CNN report on Ailes, Trump
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Uh oh.
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And here’s why…
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