The owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal whorehouse in Nevada, has announced that he will pay down student loans for new sex worker underlings.
Like any successful pimp, brothel owner Dennis Hof has attached a few conditions to his generous offer. In a nutshell, though, Hof says he will make matching payments equal to the amount each woman earns prostituting herself.
The offer is good for up to 60 days of hustling at the legendary publicity hound’s bordello just outside Carson City. Also, the women must have attended accredited two-year or four-year universities. (RELATED: PORNHUB Is Offering $25,000 College Scholarship For Good Grades, Leadership)
Over the years, Hof said, he has noticed that more and more of his employees are attractive young women who have accumulated large amounts of student debt and must now find some enterprising way to pay the debt off.
“I had a University of Michigan cheerleader named Krissy Summers come to the Bunny Ranch a few years ago after she was $40,000 in debt with student loans,” the procurer and author of “The Art Of The Pimp” said in a statement. “She paid them all off in two months. She even ended up liking the business and staying long enough to fund her graduate studies.”
Hof added that he is able to hire local college girls thanks to sociology professors who bring classes to his house of ill repute to observe.
“Each year a couple of the students end up coming back to fill out applications. I never forget a pretty face, and when I see the girl working as one of our legal prostitutes and I ask her where I know her from, she always says ‘the sociology department’s field trip!'” Hof said.
Hof also said that he is pimping to create a better world. He declared that “making education affordable to all who want it is a humanitarian endeavor” and said that he feels “a responsibility to use” his position as a famous pimp “to help others in that regard.”
According to data from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, America’s collective student loan debt is currently more than $1.16 trillion, which amounts to $28,400 for each college graduate. (RELATED: Obama Throws A Bone To Americans Crushed With Student Loans)
In May 2015, just 14 percent of America’s college seniors said they had steady, career-type jobs lined up for their lives after graduation. Thus, 86 percent of America’s college grads — about five out of every six — had zilch in the way of career prospects a few weeks before getting their degrees. (RELATED: Just 14 PERCENT Of This Year’s College Grads Have Real Jobs Waiting)
In recent months, Democratic presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have floated their plans to have government largesse pay for skyrocketing tuition. (RELATED: Hillary Clinton Floats Debt-Free College To Subsidize Rich People, Fancypants Schools)
In April, Hof posted a YouTube video showing his whore employees officially endorsing Hillary Clinton for president in 2016 because of her positions on federal entitlements and her foreign policy experience.
The prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch set their own sex rates and basically operate on a commission basis. They keep half of their earnings. Hof gets the other half. The ladies receive 1099 tax forms each year, according to Vital Vegas, a blog dedicated to all things Sin City-related.
Customers can pay with credit cards. The charges show up as things like “Cash Advance, Lake Tahoe” and “American Adventure.”
The whorehouse has an affordable bar, free Wi-Fi and a helicopter landing pad.
Discounts are available for members of the military.