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Bruce Jenner: Woman Of The Year

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We’re not supposed to say that men are better at everything than women. But how else do you explain this?

Kaitlan Collins:

Glamour magazine named Caitlyn Jenner its “Woman of the Year” on Wednesday…

In the past, Lady Gaga, Serena Williams, Rihanna, and Michelle Obama have all held the title.

And now, so does this guy.

Back in ’76, Bruce Jenner beat the best athletes in the world. Now he’s brought his unstoppable commitment to excellence to a whole new arena. Why wouldn’t he be able to beat a bunch of girls for the Gold Medal in Being a Chick?

The rest of the competitors had a lifelong head start, even. Not good enough, ladies.

Congratulations, bro!