Animals are dumb and I don’t like them. If an animal tries to kill a human being, then the animal must be killed. That’s all there is to it. Even if, um, the human being totally wants the animal to kill him.
A man stripped naked and jumped into a lion enclosure at a zoo in Chile in an apparent suicide attempt, forcing staff to shoot dead two lions.
The 20-year-old man, said to be suffering mental problems, was seriously injured after being mauled…
Animal rights activists condemned the shooting of the lions, but the zoo said its priority was the man’s life and it had no fast-activating tranquillisers.
Hey, if you’re an animal rights activist and you don’t want a lion to get shot for mauling a dude, then you go in there after him. Try to talk some sense into the lions. Go ahead. I’ll be over here, filming it for YouTube.
This poor man was clearly insane, but that’s still no excuse to put a lion in a cage. Those lions should’ve been killed a long time ago. They’re lions. They’ll try to eat a guy just for showing up. They’re the worst. I’m glad those two are in Lion Hell, burning forever with Cecil and the rest of them.
If you see a lion, kill it. Circle of life.