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Johnny Depp Doesn’t Have To Share His Eyeliner Anymore

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Sometimes a crisis can bring two people together. And when I say sometimes, I mean very rarely. Okay, never.

This was kind of funny at first:

Now, maybe not so much. CNN:

Actress Amber Heard has filed for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, according to documents obtained by CNN.

Also, his mom just died. So, no more jokes. Hang in there, Johnny Depp. (Sorry about the “eyeliner” crack, but that’s not so much a joke as a fact.)