We’re not supposed to talk about Hillary Clinton’s health issues. Ever. When she falls down and hits her head, or collapses in the street, or YELLS INTO A CAMERA IN AN EMPTY ROOM, the topic is off-limits. It’s sexist. Because she’s a woman.
So, as you’re watching the following snippets from one of her speeches, do not pay special attention to her left eye.
Do not click this link and read this article at The Hill by a surgeon named Dr. John R. Coppedge:
Hillary Clinton exhibited abnormal eye movements during her recent speech in Philadelphia and they were not photoshopped…
Like all things medical, there is a long list of potential causes but in my opinion the most likely one, based on Clinton’s known medical history is an intermittent lateral rectus palsy caused by damage to or pressure on her sixth cranial nerve…
If, as is statistically likely, Clinton’s transverse sinus is still blocked, she would still have increased pressure and swelling and decreased blood flow to her brain. That swelling would place pressure on the exposed portion of the sixth cranial nerve at the base of her brain, explaining the apparent lateral rectus palsy…
Additionally, when patients who have decreased intracranial blood flow becoming volume depleted (dehydrated) or have a drop in blood pressure loss of consciousness can occur. That could explain her witnessed collapse in New York City on 9/11.
Did you read any of that? I very clearly told you not to read any of that. Why do you hate women?
In other fun Clinton news, here’s the daughter:
New Chelsea Clinton t-shirt https://t.co/YrcORmXd9a
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 23, 2016
“Make Her Story.” Okay, challenge accepted. Let me think, let me think… Oh, I know. Here’s her story: She got pneumonia! Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Whatever’s going on with Hillary, it’ll be something to watch for during Monday’s debate. And it might explain her very special guest:
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) September 23, 2016
Good, she'll have someone to catch her. https://t.co/jifhBHdXih
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 23, 2016