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This Is EXACTLY How To Celebrate The First Day Of Inauguration Week

Placeit

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Are you starting to get excited? It is officially Inauguration Week. In fact, the anticipation for the big day might be the only way to get through having to work on a federal holiday. But it is absolutely worth it. Draining Day 2017 is less than four days away. You should celebrate with this limited edition swag that casts a warning to all the D.C. swamp-dwellers who will lose their cushy taxpayer-funded jobs. Maybe say a little prayer for them as well, since they’ll have to find honest work for the first time in their lives. Washington, D.C. will milk the labor of the American people no more.

Show off your opposition to the swamp creatures with this shirt, just in time for Inauguration Day:

This girl will never forget (Placeit)

This girl will never forget (Placeit)

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She gets it (Placeit)

Draining Day Inauguration Shirt — $21.99

The back of the shirt says it all:

WARNING: Effective January 20, 2017, we will begin draining the Washington, D.C. swamp. Lobbyists, special interests, and bureaucrats may experience difficulty subverting the will of the American people. Thank you and we apologize for any inconvenience as we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Check out the entire store for other Trump inauguration gear. Hurry, before time runs out.