Minnesota Football’s Success Chart Is Laugh-Out-Loud Funny

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Minnesota football coach P.J. Fleck recently showed off a chart of what success looks like, and it’s laugh out loud funny.

Have fun taking a look at this photo, and not breaking down in hysterical laughter.

Oh, sweet Minnesota. It’s almost unfair to make fun of these clowns because it’s just too easy. It’s like stealing candy from a crippled baby in a wheelchair. You feel bad about it, but you also really want that candy. Sometimes tough choices have to be mades.

If I was the athletic director, Fleck would be fired on the spot for pulling out that graphic. The line literally takes a sharp dip down to start. He’s telling the entire audience that it’s acceptable for him to fail for awhile and then only barely do better down the road. Fire this loser immediately.

As a Badger fan, we have always treated Minnesota as our little cousin at Christmas who keeps accidentally running into stuff. He’s lovable and cute, but he’s also useless. That’s Minnesota in a nutshell, and this insanely stupid graphic is just more proof.

Have fun getting destroyed once again by the Badgers at the end of the season. Now, that’s a tradition that never gets old.

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