Editorial

We Must Kill These Human Robots Immediately Before They Destroy Us All

Sophia (Credit: Screenshot/Twitter Video Business Insider UK)

David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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There is a new robot on the block, and the human race needs to destroy it immediately.

Business Insider conducted an “interview” with a human robot named Sophia, and it’s pretty terrifying.

In fact, Sophia seemed really good at answering questions, minus the ones about killing humans. She seemed pretty hesitant on whether or not she wanted us to keep walking this planet.

That robot and all others like it need to be killed immediately. Torch them with flamethrowers, light them up with machine guns and call in airstrikes if necessary. Those things have to go, and I don’t care how we get it done. Hell, put them on an island and nuke the place.

I’ve seen enough movies to know this is a terrible idea. Nobody can watch “Terminator” or “I, Robot” and think these things are a good idea.

I hate to say it, but we have to do whatever is possible to wipe these things out. There is no shot I’m living on this planet with robots who think they’re human and resemble us. It can’t happen.

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