Jose Canseco Reveals He Was ‘Molested’ But Never Complained

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Former baseball player Jose Canseco came off the top rope Tuesday night with one of the worst possible takes on sexual assault allegations.

Allegations of sexual misconduct are currently sweeping across politics, sports and entertainment. However, Canseco made it clear that he’s been “molested” by many women, but didn’t really mind because it was “kind of a turn-on.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we might officially have the worst take I’ve ever heard when it comes to sexual assault and sexual misconduct. This would seem like a classic situation where saying nothing would have been lightyears better than saying anything.

How did Canseco think any of these tweets were a good idea? Also, it’s pretty funny he felt the need to point out that he “was a good-looking guy and these politicians look like a bag of boogers.”

He’s truly a humble man. It might be time for Canseco to put the phone down, and take a long break from social media.

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