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The Hotel Trump Picked For The North Korea Summit Will Show Kim Just How Glorious Capitalism Is

Benny Johnson Columnist, Viral Politics
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The Trump administration announced the location of the much-anticipated summit with Kim Jong Un and North Korea next week.

The two leaders are planning to meet at the Capella Hotel on Sentosa Island in Singapore, the White House announced Tuesday. “The venue for the Singapore summit between @POTUS and Leader Kim Jong Un will be the Capella Hotel on Sentosa Island,” Sarah Sanders said, “We thank our great Singaporean hosts for their hospitality.”

The announcement that the meeting was back on took the political world by storm. The Trump administration canceled the summit after saber-rattling by Kim’s regime. After diplomatic ovations by North Koreans last week, the summit is back on and the visiting isolated communists are in for a big free-market surprise.

The hotel the Trump administration selected will certainly be projecting the best of capitalism, such as a private island, beaches and pools.

Those pools typically have happy people in them.

Good morning! Grand adventures await. Picture: @bymrsamos

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You are also going to get great food and drink at the Capella Hotel on Sentosa Island

And it will be eaten in beautiful locations.

Amazing ceviche with a view to match – only at Capella #Ixtapa.

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And you can do capitalist activities, like yoga.

And face painting.

And gin baths.

You can see great animals, like peacocks.

And this dog.

How about breakfast in bed with your bestie? Picture: @iam_pompom

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Hooray for free market capitalism!