Editorial

Kelly Rohrbach Marries Walmart Heir Steuart Walton

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Model Kelly Rohrbach is officially off the market.

According to Page Six on Friday, the star model married Walmart heir Steuart Walton in a secret ceremony a few weeks ago. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

 

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I don’t want to sound mean here, but this was a smart decision from Rohrbach. She is not a very talented actress at all. Did any of you see “Baywatch” and how bad it was? (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

She might be a certified smoke, but her acting skills leave a ton to be desired. You know how you fix that problem?(SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

You marry one of the heirs in one of the richest families on the planet. Don’t really need to worry about a career after that!

 

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Again, she might be a solid model, but her acting skills are laughably bad. Watching “Baywatch” was painful when she was on the screen.

Legitimately speaking, I can’t imagine her having much of an acting career down the road.

 

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She also used to date Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s not every day you find a woman who marries one of the most famous actors alive and then turns around to marry a Walmart heir.

Life sure does come at you fast, especially when you’re a smoke show model.

 

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Best of luck to the happy couple! I can’t wait to see what movies she tries to get in going forward!

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