Editorial

STUDY: 45% Of People Ages 18-40 Haven’t Been Physically Intimate Since The Start Of The Coronavirus Pandemic

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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A shocking amount of people haven’t been intimate since the start of the coronavirus pandemic.

According to a study from SWNS, 45% of people between the ages of 18 and 40 haven’t engaged in physical intimate activity since the start of the coronavirus pandemic. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

Furthermore and arguably worse, 2/3 of people involved in the study say they plan to remain virtually intimate in the future once the pandemic is over. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

You read that correctly. People plan on continuing to ride with sexting, video chats and phone sex instead of just meeting up with someone in person. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

This country is so doomed that it’s not even funny at this point. Nearly half of the prime age group of this country hasn’t had any kind of physical intimacy since March 2020! (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

If that’s not a major problem for the USA, then I don’t know what is. Are we really this terrified as a society that we won’t even go out and meet women for a fun night on the town? (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

Secondly, if you prefer using technology to engage in virtual intimacy than actually physically touching someone, then please seek help. Humans are meant to crave physical contact when it comes to intimacy. We’re not meant to just fire up our phones.

That’s not how nature works, my friends!

Gentlemen, grab your friends, get the boys together, leave your house and go meet some women. Apparently, our country needs it more than ever. Be a hero for your country!