Southern Miss football coach Will Hall recently had a quote for the ages.
In a video tweeted by Trevor Ritchie, the head coach of the Golden Eagles said God made him “short” and “a little fat,” and that’s just the reality of the situation. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)
He also added, “Hopefully when I die, nobody says I ran into Will Hall today and my day was worse because of it.”
#SouthernMiss HC Will Hall is ‘undeniably and unapologetically Mississippi,’ and he doesn’t have to say much for you to realize that. Hall: “The good Lord wanted me to talk like this. He made me short. I’m a little fat. It is what it is…” 😂 #USM @Rivals pic.twitter.com/tBFPMSbywU
— Trevor Ritchie (@ritchietmr) September 29, 2021
I’ll admit that I don’t know anything about Will Hall. I don’t know a single thing about him, but I think I’m a fan.
The dude is out here talking about being short and kind of fat, and he’s being dead serious. You always have to love a guy who isn’t afraid to poke fun at himself.
Hell, I feel the same way!
It’s been three years since my last soda, and I look just a shade different after I stopped hammering sugar all day. Give it up, folks! pic.twitter.com/3MEh7OwdgZ
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) September 29, 2021
Football coaches are simply cut from a different cloth than your average person. It’s hard to explain, but it’s true.
There have been so many quotes over the years that are legit laugh-out-loud funny. Whether it’s Mike Gundy letting everyone know he’s a man or Mike Leach talking about weddings or anything else, the comments never stop being funny.
I think it’s safe to say Hall calling himself fat and short is one of the better quotes we’ve heard in 2021. I don’t know how long he’ll stick around with the Golden Eagles, but the longer he does, the higher chances we get some more awesome comments.