New ‘Gayest Ever’ Stars Wars Gets Worst Reviews Of All Time

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Gage Klipper Commentary & Analysis Writer
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The nut jobs over at Disney are cheering their new “gayest ever” installment of “Star Wars,” but it looks like they’re only preaching to the choir.

The latest installment, “The Acolyte,” went viral after show runner Leslye Headland bragged about her propaganda prowess in an interview. “I’m into it,” she quipped about people telling her how gay they found the show.

Full disclosure: I’m no Star Wars fan. To be honest, I think it’s pretty gay to begin with (in the 2006 sense, that is). But it’s a piece of Americana, dammit, and I refuse to sit by silently as the left sinks their claws into it. It turns out, Americans agree.

The new series has the worst Rotten Tomatoes score of all time. The critics, really just a who’s who of radical leftists, of course loved it. They gave it a comically high score of 90%. But the audience hated it, and I mean hated it. The 26% audience score is worse than even the abysmal 2008 “Clone Wars” which still enjoys a barely respectable 40% audience score.

“The industry” will probably try to spin this all away like they normally do. It’s just a bunch of vicious trolls skewing the reviews, they’ll tell us; Americans LOVE the gay agenda. Meanwhile, it’s no coincidence that Disney’s stock has dropped precipitously over the past few years.

Thanks but no thanks Disney, regular Americans have had enough gay propaganda for a lifetime.