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NORAD: Not Only Racist, Also Despicable

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Associated Press:

The North American Aerospace Defense Command says two F-16 fighter planes intercepted an ultralight aircraft near the U.S.-Mexico border in southwestern Arizona.

The plane crossed from Mexico into Arizona just after 6 a.m. Sunday. NORAD dispatched two F-16s from Davis-Monthan Air Force Base in Tucson and they shadowed the ultralight for about 30 minutes until it flew back into Mexico.

Apparently, it never occurred to NORAD that the pilot might be taking his kids for some ice cream.

What’s up with having a border in the first place? Other countries just let people go in and out willy-nilly without making a big fuss about it. Whaddaya mean, “No they don’t”? What am I supposed to take away from, “Actually, Mexico’s immigration laws are astoundingly draconian”? Hable con la mano, cabrón racista.

Jim Treacher