Has it really been a week since his last column? Here’s another one! It’s good stuff, or so I would imagine. I stopped reading after my first mention in it, because how could it get any better than that? However, casting me as Mr. Big is the cruelest sarcasm imaginable, for reasons upon which I choose not to elaborate in this forum.
In case S.E. Cupp reads this blog* and feels left out, her latest column features TV’s Andy Levy and is about NASCAR. Andy Levy likes NASCAR and knows a lot about NASCAR. I’m not a fan of NASCAR, but I like saying the word “NASCAR.” Try it: NASCAR, NASCAR, NASCAR. Just go around saying it all day. When somebody says “Hello,” reply with “NASCAR.” When somebody asks whether you want white or whole wheat, you say “NASCAR.” When you’re asked if you have anything in your pockets that might stick the officer, answer “NASCAR.” It makes the day fun!
*She does not read this blog.