We finally have an answer to the “Does Ali pick anybody at all?!” question.
During their interview this morning, Ryan Seacrest concluded that Ali Fedotowsky pulled a Brad Womack and chose not to get engaged to either Chris Lambton or Roberto Martinez, despite their many attractive qualities and rippling abs.
But everyone seemed pretty darn in love with each other on tonight’s finale of The Bachelorette, so why were we promised an ending that would stand apart from the ones that came before?
How about, because Ali never even made it to the rose ceremony. Hell, she didn’t even make it to the second Last Date.