Someone please throw this guy a bone — the hits just kept on coming for singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. After being chopped up like a bowl full of kibble the night before, the guy was unceremoniously booted from “Dancing With the Stars” during its second week of competition.
First it was the Hoff. Now it’s the Bolt. Have the 1980s and ’90s been so bad to “DWTS” viewers that they’d just as soon rather forget?
Oh, Michael Bolton. They said they loved him … but they lied, and it was no doubt those dismal scores that effectively put ol’ raspy out of his misery ballroom commission. Not that this was a surprise to anyone.