In a bit of happier news, on Sunday, noted dog-torturer Michael Vick led the Philadelphia Eagles to a season-ending loss against the Green Bay Packers. I don’t particularly care about football, but it’s just nice that Vick can’t have something he wanted. Now he can spend the rest of the season… I dunno, doing whatever it is he does with his time, now that he’s not allowed to torment and kill animals. Perhaps he’ll catch up on his reading.
To Charles Barkley and everybody else who stood by Vick during his recent troubles: Ha-ha.
Related: Matt Labash looks at stupid people who think pit bulls are an inherently dangerous breed, even when they’re not being abused by sickos like Vick. (HINT: They’re really not.)