Phoenix Jones, the real-life superhero who has gotten fame for patrolling the streets of Seattle, found his kryptonite in the guise of two attackers who left him with a broken nose over the weekend.
Armed with a skintight black-and-gold, belted costume, a cape and a fedora, Phoenix Jones suits up at night to fight crime on the streets of Seattle. He’s the leader of a real-life superhero movement called the Rain City Superheroes.
On Saturday, things turned violent when a man held Jones at gunpoint and another broke his nose.
Sarah Palin has blood on her hands.
Yes, that’s right, that’s what I said. Oh, don’t act so shocked. Have you already forgotten this?
And this?
And this?
And especially this?
Now that I’ve provided direct evidence that Sarah Palin is complicit in inspiring this poor man to dress up like a comic-book character and put himself in terrible danger, I call on her to admit her guilt and swear to bow out of public life forever. In fact, I call on the entire Republican Party, the Tea Party, and all the other factions of the conservative movement who insist on covering for her to remove themselves from politics immediately.
Failure to comply will be met with severe whining.