“Peeps Didn’t Start the Fire!” Two Years in Peeps: The Music Video

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Well, it’s been about two years since the last edition of “The Week in Peeps,” so I decided they needed a triumphant return.

I give you Two Years in Peeps: The Music Video— “Peeps Didn’t Start the Fire.” Special thanks to producer Sean Malone, Angela Sulka for help on lyrics, and the Daily Baller Warblers— Jeff Winkler, Amanda Carey, Joe Kildea, and Matt Lewis— for being willing to sing with me! (Lyrics are pasted below the video.)


Sarah Palin gave a speech, regulator overreach
Congress passed Obamacare, incumbents had to go

Charlie Sheen bi-winning, Royals add to their team
Hide your kids, Hide your wife, Lohan does some blow

TSA scans everything, Bret Farve texts his wang
Scott Brown, Christine O’Donnell, I am not a witch.

ACORN, NPR, Bieber fever’s gone too far
Christie takes the Jersey Shore, GTL with Sitch

Peep didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
Peep didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

King of Pop laid to rest, Lady Gaga, meat dress
Helen Thomas hates the Jews, Mel Gibson does, too

Barry Bonds grand jury, Roger Clemons perjury
Jacob, Edward both have teams, Chelsea says “I do”

Beer summit, oil spill, passage of a budget bill
Chileans miners see the light, immigration, Blago’s fight

Larry King leaves his show, Ghaddafi refused to go
Bed bugs! Betty White! Michelle controls your appetite!

Mary Katharine Ham