You might not know who Piers Morgan is, because he’s on CNN. (If you don’t know what CNN is, Google it.) He’s a British guy who hosts a show on American cable news because Larry King finally realized he was 150 years old and retired, and CNN had absolutely no idea what to do with his time slot. So far, the experiment has been a miserable ratings failure, but I’m sure Jeff Zucker doesn’t mind.
Anyway, Morgan is really excited about that football player killing his girlfriend and then himself, because it’s an excuse for Morgan to tell all us stupid Americans how backwards and pointless our Second Amendment is.
Quite incredible that Bob Costas makes an impassioned plea for less handguns, and Americans go crazy with indignation. He’s 100% right.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 3, 2012
Now getting bombarded with furious tweets informing me that MORE handguns in America would mean FEWER gun murders. They mean it, too.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 3, 2012
The 2nd amendment was devised with muskets in mind, not high-powered handguns & assault rifles. Fact.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 3, 2012
I know their sole purpose is to kill > RT @beth_c97: Seriously, @piersmorgan you know probably nothing about guns.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 4, 2012
So, I ask again: Does Piers Morgan’s bodyguard carry a gun? If so, why?
I hereby call on Mr. Morgan to publicly announce that at no point in his day is he guarded by anyone with a gun. And if he’s serious about this, he needs to pressure everyone else at CNN to make the same pledge. If he wants to get rid of guns, he needs to set an example for all of us dumb Yanks.
Or does the Second Amendment apply only to him?
