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Joe Biden really loves shotguns

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Also, Joe Biden loves shotguns. Did you know Joe Biden loves shotguns? Because he totally loves shotguns.

The Hill:

Vice President Biden defended a proposed assault weapons ban on Tuesday during an online town hall.

Biden, responding to a question about what a possible ban would mean for citizens who want to defend themselves, argued that someone can still properly defend themselves without owning an automatic weapon.

“If you want to protect yourself, get a double-barrel shotgun,” Biden said during the town hall, which was hosted by Parents magazine. “You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use and, in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.”

So that just happened.

How about a blunderbuss, Joe? Are blunderbusses okay? Or is the term blunderbii? Can we buy blunderbii? We don’t know how to live our lives without Vice President of the United States Joe Biden instructing us via homespun anecdotes. Help us, Joe!

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Jim Treacher