Now that Hank Johnson has kept Guam from tipping over, he’s turning his attention to another big problem: America needs helium or something.
Don’t worry. He was “just kidding.”
Hank Johnson’s here / So just stay calm / He’ll use balloons / To hold up Guam
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 26, 2013
Imagine there’s no helium / I wonder if you can? / No funny high-pitched voices / Or birthday balloons for Gran #HankJohnsonIsAwesome
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 26, 2013
(Hat tip: the mighty Burge)