Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before:
Hey, who the hell mailed ricin to the president?
Guess.
Well… I dunno. Who was it?
Guess.
I really have no idea, dude.
GUESS.
I DON’T KNOW!
GUESS!!!
Texas actress Shannon Rogers Guess arrested in ricin case
Rogers Guess, who’s appeared on ‘The Walking Dead’ and ‘Vampire Diaries,’ had last week told authorities that her husband, army veteran Nathan Richardson, was behind the letters. But now authorities have arrested the mother of five for allegedly sending the poison-laced letters herself…
Shannon Rogers Guess, an actress who has appeared on “The Walking Dead” and “Vampire Diaries,” allegedly sent the vitriolic poison-tainted letters to Obama and Bloomberg, law enforcement officials confirmed Friday, just a week after she called authorities to turn her husband in for the same sinister deed.
Rogers Guess, a mother of five children from previous relationships, was charged Friday with mailing threatening communications.
That would’ve been my Guess. But we broke up back in college. Whew!