1.) You don’t breathe
![clouds](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/panels-clouds-unreal4-e1373930570631-300x135.jpg)
2.) You don’t have a pulse
![stethoscope](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/doctors_stethoscope-13168-e1373911565220.jpg)
3.) You sleep in a coffin
![coffin](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/coffin-e1373911394220-300x122.jpg)
4.) You are decomposing
![Remember this disgusting thing? In 2008, it washed up on a beach in Montauk, New York and came](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/montauk_monster-300x224.jpg)
5.) Instead of having a body, you are a pile of ashes
![Lebanon Explosion](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/88cca5ab12ee48fda5e766e7057ae4b5-e1373932759653-300x170.jpg)
6.) When someone saws off your arm with a Samurai sword, you don’t feel it
![Samurai Sword Defender](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ec4ad2b6de9749cda1a6da68c821fdf1-e1373931792970-300x192.jpg)
7.) When someone puts a corn dog in your mouth, you don’t taste it
8.) You don’t seem to ever get up from your nap
![Sleeping on March 27, 2012.](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Sleeping-on-March-27-2012-e1373931430720-300x200.jpg)
9.) When someone says if you smelt it you dealt it, you definitely didn’t deal it because you can’t smell anything anymore
![Vikings Eagles Football](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/f1149b585e1748fda18a36e5321da382-e1293678495967-300x129.jpg)
10.) You were born in 1743
![Thomas Jefferson](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Thomas-Jefferson-e1373926872827-300x274.jpg)
11.) You were born in 1773
![William Henry Harrison](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/502px-William_Henry_Harrison_daguerreotype_edit-e1373927258162-250x300.jpg)