Americans can’t decide who’d run things better: the U.S. gov’t or ACTUAL zombies
If this Rassmussen report is accurate, at least:
A sizable number of Americans think the undead would do a better job than the brain dead in Washington, D.C.
Thirty-seven percent (37%) of American Adults believe the federal government would do a better job than zombies running the country today. But the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that most Americans don’t share that view, with just as many (37%) who feel zombies would do a better job running the country and another 26% who can’t decide between the two.
Can’t decide between the two? Well, that’s silly. There’s a huge difference. One side is a mob of ravenous, insatiable automatons, feeding on the blood of the living and mindlessly destroying everything in their path while inexorably increasing their own numbers.
The other side is zombies.
Update: But now we have a cure!