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“Dear Diary: Why doesn’t anybody like me? — Jay. P.S. My birthday is in a couple of weeks. Think anybody will remember? Me neither.”
(Hat tip: the most media-savvy White House ever)
“Dear Diary: Why doesn’t anybody like me? — Jay. P.S. My birthday is in a couple of weeks. Think anybody will remember? Me neither.”
(Hat tip: the most media-savvy White House ever)
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