Larry King decided to go on a strange rant Sunday night, tweeting out 47 random statements within a two-hour period.
Here are the best ones.
I like the smell of turpentine.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
I've never really had a backache.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
I can't stop thinking about the movie Interstellar.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Does anybody still wear a pocket watch?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
When was the last time you saw someone smoking a pipe?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Sue me, but I don't like buttered popcorn.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
I used to be able to name every member of the US Senate.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Can you hum rap music?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Has any rock concert ever started on time?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Bring back the miniskirt!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
I still get excited when the mailman shows up.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
Naturally, King posted a video on his Instagram to clarify that no, he was not heavily intoxicated or hacked.
“And it’s only 11 o’clock here.”