DC Trawler

Animals Are Dumb, But People Are Dumber

I’ve said all I plan to say for now about our enemies in the Animal Kingdom. I’m not a fan, but at least none of them have ever done anything this stupid.

Ben Hooper, UPI:

A disappointed visitor to Yellowstone National Park left a note on a feedback form asking rangers to train bears to hang out where they can be seen…

The note reads: “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.”

These are the people who cry about dead lions.

If you ever see a bear in the wild, it won’t be like this:

It’ll be like this:

You can’t complain about your expensive camping trip when you’re traveling through a bear’s gut, idiot.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s fake. You can tell by the hat and tie!

(Hat tip: Dana Liebelson)