Amid reports that the White House is frustrated that Obama’s State of the Union speeches don’t change public opinion, flatter the White House by forming a new opinion that Obama is at least a good drinking buddy. (RELATED: White House Frustrated That Obama’s SOTU Speeches Don’t Change Public Opinion)
Pick your beverage of choice depending on desired level of intoxication you want to achieve and settle down for a long night. As with previous Obama speeches, expect some criticism of the way you choose live your life. This drinking game is not for the faint of heart. (RELATED: Obama Spends 27 Percent Of Speech Scolding Americans On Guns, Racism; 8 Percent On ISIS Threat)
In the following instances, take a drink if:
- Obama pauses in search of applause
- Every ten seconds of continuous applause
- If Speaker Ryan applauds Obama before Joe Biden begins to clap
- Obama criticizes Republicans
- Obama criticizes Congress
- Obama criticizes Americans
- Every time Obama refers to a guest of First Lady Michelle Obama
- Anytime you feel your “hope” is lacking in Obama
- Anytime you feel you are losing your buzz
- Anytime someone kisses Nancy Pelosi
And for our seasoned imbibers, finish your drink if:
- Obama mentions his new executive action to limit the Second Amendment (RELATED: Biden: ‘The Second Amendment Says You Can Limit Who Can Own A Gun’ [VIDEO])
- A member of Congress heckles Obama
- Obama mentions Donald Trump by name
- A Supreme Court Justice falls asleep
- Obama cries (RELATED: Obama Cries While Talking About Newtown Shooting [VIDEO])
- Obama mentions an empty chair
- Obama tries to tell a joke
While Obama exits the House Chambers, finish your glass.
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