Eminem released a song hammering Donald Trump, but must have forgotten he sure likes singing about graphic things.
He debuted the freestyle rap last night during the BET Awards, and rather than talking about the things he normally does (abusing women, drugs, breaking tables over the backs of homosexuals, etc), he chose to talk about our president.
Given Eminem’s lyrical history of flagrant hate and abuse, the song sounds about par for the course.
My personal favorite lyric is “and he’s orange / yeah sick tan.”
This is the stuff that Eminem gets paid the big bucks for.
The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! @eminem BODIED THIS! #HipHopAwards pic.twitter.com/zoS0wEwjQF
— BET (@BET) October 11, 2017
Now that Eminem is done pandering to people of color, maybe now he’ll go back to rapping about beating and killing women.
— kitty from kentucky (@curvyrebel) October 11, 2017
So now that you’ve seen that lyrical genius at work, let’s review the rapper’s best, most loving, not hateful at all verses of all time.
1.) “Shady CXVPHER”
But I may fight for gay rights especially if they dyke
Is more of a knockout than Janay Rice
Play nice, b****, I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right
In the face twice like Ray Rice in broad daylight
In plain sight of the elevator surveillance
Til her head is banged on the railing
Then celebrate with the Ravens
2.) “Rap God”
That I’ll still be able to break a motherf*****’ table
Over the back of a couple of fa***ots and crack it in half
3.) “Love The Way You Lie”
If she ever tries to f***n’ leave again, I’ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
4.) “Kill You”
Slut, you think I won’t choke no wh**e
’Til the vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?!
Shut up slut, you’re causin’ too much chaos.
5.) “Kim”
Don’t you get it b***h, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f**k up and get what’s comin to you
You were supposed to love me {*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! B*TCH BLEED! BLEED! B*TCH BLEED! BLEED!
6.) “Criminal”
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head whether you’re a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer’s, “Yes”
7.) “Who Knew”
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I’m sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his d**k sucked?
F**k that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
8.) “Guilty Conscience”
F**k that shit, you just caught this b***h cheatin’
While you at work she’s with some dude tryin’ to get off?
Fuck slittin’ her throat, cut this bitches head off!
9.) “Bagpipes From Baghdad”
I’ll cut ya like Dahmer
Pull a butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword, boy
10.) “Cleaning Out My Closet”
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch
‘Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don’t. On second thought I just f***ing wished he would die…
‘Cause I’da killed him, s***t I would’ve shot Kim and him both
It’s my life, I’d like to welcome y’all to “The Eminem Show”
