Should making out at the gym result in going to prison? Without a doubt in my mind.
Barstool Sports recently shared a video of a couple going hard with each other at the gym, and it’s just another example of our society crumbling away.
I already don’t go to the gym because literally anything else I can find to do is probably a better use of my time. I’m already a bit overweight, and would much rather be a little chubby than waste time hitting the weights. Last time I was in a weight room was senior year of high school, and I did one pump of 125 pounds on the bench press and was so sore that I missed a basketball game. I eventually fought back from my injury, went 29-0, scored two points in the Final Four and won a state title. It was essentially the same as Michael Jordan’s flu game, but I’ve never been accused of faking it.
I’m forever using this video of why I never want to go for the rest of my life. Who the hell thinks this is acceptable? A SWAT team should breach the doors to this gym, drag those two idiots out in handcuffs and make an example of them for the whole world.
I want the trial held right there in the streets for everybody to see. Have we gone so braindead as a society that now making out in public places in close proximity to others is totally acceptable? That’s not a world I want to live in. And let me say something before all the losers, hardos and critics jump down my throats here.
This is very different from doing the same thing at a rager or college party. Those are zones where lawless runs wild, and anything goes. It’s totally different. The gym? Those places usually have rules pinned to the wall, and some are so obvious they shouldn’t even have to be said.
Totally unacceptable, and in protest I won’t be going to the gym for the next 24 months. I want to make sure people know how seriously I’m taking this, and a two year protest should get the job done.
