Nov. 16, 2017, a calm cloudless day is interrupted by the approach of an oddly shaped cloud.
But wait, it’s not a cloud. It’s jet exhaust. And wait … it doesn’t look like a cloud. Is that … a penis?
Join The Daily Caller News Foundation as it recounts the true story of the great sky penis that dominated the skies of the state of Washington for one otherwise clear afternoon.
Will our brave heroes succeed in producing the single greatest image of aerial exhaust-based genitalia? Or will they meet their doom?
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