Take Paige Spirinac’s Straight Man Test — If You Fail, You Passed

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Kay Smythe News and Commentary Writer
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Maxim’s “Sexiest Woman Alive,” former professional golfer Paige Spiranac, suggested her Twitter followers play a game Tuesday, so let us explain it to you.

Spiranac asked her followers to count the number of golf club head covers in an image she shared on Twitter, but it turns out that straight men literally cannot see any of them. It’s really no wonder why.

All jokes aside, even as a straight woman, it’s hard for me to describe Spiranac as anything but drop-dead sexy and insanely smart for playing off her biggest assets. She didn’t let the haters off either.

“Picking the low hanging fruit again eh Paige??” one follower tweeted in reply to her post. “Disagree. I feel like my fruit is actually quite perky,” she responded.

Most replies noted that it was impossible to see past her chest, which means those followers passed our Straight Man Test. The weirdest response simply read “bonk” after way too many replies to count.

“It’s really sad to see such a beautiful woman feel the need to show off her chest for attention. Severe insecurity is my guess,” read the caption of the quoted tweet. Another suggested all female sports stars are tramps, which actually made me laugh. (RELATED: Maxim’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Was Stuck On A Delayed Plane Beside A Man Who Would Not Stop Gunning Farts)

Ladies, is there anything that screams LDE more than a man shaming a successful woman for her beauty? If you’ve got ’em, flaunt ’em, Paige. Gotta love a woman who knows her brand and plays it all the way to the win.