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Concerned About The Climate? Take A Private Jet To Egypt To Learn How You Can Help Save The Planet

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A bunch of billionaires and world leaders flew some 400 private jets to Egypt in November to prevaricate pointlessly about climate change and how us poors are ruining the world.

Egyptian sources confirmed to The Daily Mail that some 400 private jets arrived at Sharm el-Sheikh for the United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP27), where world leaders and a bunch of unelected billionaires are figuring out how to best lie to the global population about how weather works. This is the same conference where UN chief Antonio Guterres screamed belligerently at no one that they must “cooperate or perish” when it comes to climate change.

I don’t think there’s any need to lean into why flying private jets to a climate conference is arguably the most hypocritical move ever for those at COP27. It obviously completely undermines their message and renders their entire platform purposeless, kind of like a cannibal advocating for human rights.

More than that, it’s really cringe to see a bunch of creepy old billionaires and temporary leaders continue to completely misinterpret and manipulate the data on how our planet works. The funniest thing about these climate conferences is that they don’t work and never could have, anyway. Imagine thinking that us, a bunch of dumb mammals, have any control over Mother Nature.


When I asked an old climate change professor at university why they still held these conferences, he sighed and said, “money… to look busy? Either for us or for Jesus.” A poor geology student then asked, “what is one thing we can all do today to mitigate climate change.” (RELATED: Two Stupid Children Attempt To Destroy Van Gogh’s ‘Sunflowers’ So They Can Get Attention)

The professor told him in no uncertain terms that there is no way to forecast or predict what climate fluctuations will happen into the future. “Now is the time for adaptation. If you can feed yourself and keep yourself warm, that’s all that matters,” he said.

Tell me, when was the last time any of these climate conferences resulted in members of the state keeping you and your family fed or warm? So why would we ever cooperate when they’re the ones clearly breaking all of their own rules, damning the climate to a future that not even scientists are certain about.

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