Not Even Our Overlord Can Save Bud Light! Bill Gates Losing MILLIONS After Huge Investment Into Anheuser-Busch: REPORT

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Bill Gates probably thought he was just gonna make an easy profit here … nope.

Ranked as Forbes’ No. 7-richest person in the world, Bill Gates has been losing a crapload of money ever since he decided to place a massive investment into Anheuser-Busch, according to financial news site Benzinga.

During 2023’s fiscal second quarter, Gates bought more than 1.7 million shares of Anheuser-Busch InBev, the makers of scandal-ridden beers Bud Light and Budweiser. But apparently not even the overlord himself can save the tainted company, as they continue to spiral down the toilet from their Dylan Mulvaney nonsense and allegedly blatantly hurting their Clydesdales — and it’s reportedly resulting in Gates getting clipped himself. (RELATED: EXCLUSIVE: SOURCE: Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Responsible For Boycott Are No Longer Employed)

Purchasing them through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Trust, Gates’ 1,703,000 AB InBev shares are valued at around $100 million. Doing the math of those shares and putting them together with how Anheuser-Busch’s stock prices and sales have utterly crumbled in 2023, Gates has lost over a whopping $6 million with his investment, Benzinga reported.

The man can’t even save a beer company, but somehow he thinks he can save the world — straight comedy.

Now, I’m not trying to sound like a “conspiracy theorist” or anything, but I think we all know what Bill Gates was trying to do here … he probably thought he was just gonna take advantage of Anheuser-Busch’s cheap stock prices and make a quick big buck out of it. (RELATED: Some Left-Wing Outlet I’ve Never Heard Of Wrote A Hit Piece On My Loch Ness Monster Coverage And I’m Over Here Dying)

I don’t know why he thought they were gonna recover, but I’m assuming it was his ego speaking — Mr. Savior himself.

And what is up with the mosquitoes, man? (Which is a rhetorical question — believe me, I know.)

Now all of a sudden we have yellow fever spreading across the United States — I’m not making the connection, I’m just sayin’!

And I’m just gonna drop this in the mix as well…

Dude is a friggin’ nut as far as I’m concerned, so you better believe I’m rooting for a deeper collapse than this Anheuser-Busch stuff.