RadarOnline has the latest on the Oregon masseuse who claims the President of the Environment tried to make her give him a slow ball warming:
Her name is Molly Hagerty, and she’s come forward and allowed the National Enquirer to identify her in a cover story in its new issue…
“He’s not what people think he is. He’s a sick man,” she tells the Enquirer.
Well, which is it?
Here she is holding up the crusty britches that could take Al out of the equation and make us all DIE OF THE CLIMATE CHANGE:
Pants in a bag. Pants in a bag. Lookin’ at the goo on them pants in a bag.
Cheer up, Al. Even if this thing blows up in your face, it doesn’t mean your life is over. Just look how well John Edwards is coping. The New Republic reports that Frances Quinn Hunter’s deadbeat dad still knows how to party. Here he is hanging out at a Duke grad-student party in a Raleigh bar:
Edwards stayed for two hours, leaving around midnight. He drank white wine and light beer, according to multiple attendees. After a while, Edwards made his way to the dance floor. “He was kind of uncomfortably dancing,” Jentgen says. “He was just happy to be with people who weren’t going to judge him.” Edwards cut loose, dancing to everything from salsa to Wreckx-n-Effect’s 1992 rap hit “Rump Shaker.”
The two Americas:
- Zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
- Boom-boom
