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Finally, two of my favorite topics in one: Hillary Clinton and pandas

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I don’t normally like to draw attention to David Corn, the only left-wing operative named after a vegetable often found embedded in feces. But this item is kind of interesting:

An internal investigation of FreedomWorks—the prominent conservative advocacy group and super-PAC—has focused on president Matt Kibbe’s management of the organization, his use of its resources, and a controversial book deal he signed, according to former FreedomWorks officials who have met with the private lawyers conducting the probe. One potential topic for the inquiry is a promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group and a Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton…

In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, Brandon is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state. Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers… Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was “an inside joke.”

Guess you had to be there.

Well, I find this absolutely repugnant. Say what you want about Hillary Clinton, but she doesn’t deserve to be smeared by connection with a panda. Those things are vermin and should be wiped out. Cockroaches with fur.

Seriously though, that’s just bizarre, and FreedomWorks made the right call in not showing it at FreePAC. One way you can tell they’re not a liberal advocacy group is that material depicting an ideological opponent doing something shocking wasn’t released to the public. It was up to Corn to scoop up that nugget.

Remember: Having sex with an intern, and then lying about it under oath, is “just a blowjob.” A weird unreleased video depicting sex with an intern is #WarOnWomen.

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Jim Treacher