It’s hard to believe there could ever be a worst first pitch than 50 Cent. It was just awful. A pathetic attempt at an American institution.
But then we get treated to this. Pure beauty. The kind of thing that only happens in dreams (or nightmares).
Watch the throw here.
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Well, maybe not nightmares. I mean she’s definitely a looker. Everything really is bigger in Texas.
Has no one in America thrown a baseball in like 15 years? I get that it’s just a pastime, but seriously. I saw a guy with no arms throw a first pitch better than these people. Not even making that up. (RELATED: Man With No Arms Kills It With Perfect Opening Pitch [VIDEO])
And it’s not even a wild pitch. It’s just … terrible. Granted she’s an Astros fan and that pitch could probably get her a job in the bullpen, but still. Come on, America. We gotta get back to throwing the heat. Otherwise soccer might take over.