Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is an absolute clown.
For the record, Darnell, if you happen to read this, I mean it with the utmost respect. Your pranks are hilarious, and I can’t wait to see what golden nugget you give us next. (RELATED: DARNELL DOCKETT ONLY NEEDS A WHITEBOARD TO TROLL RAIDERS FANS)
Dockett apparently spent Tuesday sitting through jury duty. I only know this because he’s been live-tweeting the process for the past six hours.
And it’s hilarious.
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME PIZZA!
Also, to the bailiff attempting to slow Dockett’s roll: You’re messing with a guy that eats NFL running backs for breakfast; good luck trying to intimidate him.