It’s not been a good week for Kanye West.
After his epic Twitter meltdown claiming he’s $53 million in debt, being smacked down publicly by Taylor Swift at the Grammys and Virgin Airlines suggesting he do something vulgar, now even Pizza Hut is getting into the act. Pizza Hut in the UK, that is.
Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
@kanyewest Please give us a call about your job application. Thanks.
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016
Stop telling everyone you need dough and try kneading some dough. We got your C.V. today. You start at 9am tomorrow. https://t.co/7ZnKzL38Q6
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016
In response to Kanye’s plea for more money, the UK branch of the pizza chain informed him they couldn’t accept his illiterate resume.
When West tweeted, “I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world,” Pizza Hut saw an opening. The official UK account for Pizza Hut responded, “We’re sorry Kanye. We just can’t accept this. Please give us a call.” Attached was a photo of “The Resume of Kanye,” as if West had applied to work making pies.
West’s skills include, “Rapping,” “Fashien designn,” “Keeping a straight face,” and “Being the greatest.”
Under “Experience/s,” the fake resume listed, “Making the best shoes ever, “Sit ups” and “Baggy pants.”
Kanye even listed references, they are: God, Kim, himself, his daughter North West, and Taylor Swift, though Swift’s name was crossed out.
.@kanyewest We're sorry Kanye. We just can't accept this. Please give us a call. pic.twitter.com/NpuAX7vbry
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016