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Another Grade-Schooler Suspended For A Gun That Isn’t A Gun

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these stories. Good to know America’s school administrators haven’t grown any brains. Or spines.

WTVD in Durham, NC:

Oh no. It’s a good thing they stopped that hardened criminal from shooting and killing those children with a wooden stick that vaguely resembles a gun. I mean, how is a gun-like stick even available to a little kid? It’s not like they grow on trees.

I think we all know who’s to blame here. Damn you, NRA!

Let this be a lesson to all you parents out there. The minute your child shows any signs of imagination, you need to stifle that business pretty damn quick. Otherwise, America’s imaginary morgues will fill up with imaginary corpses killed by imaginary guns. #Gunsense

(Hat tip: Liz Sheld)