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College Football Coach Has Some Amazing Halloween Thoughts, And They Involve Strippers

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Washington State football coach Mike Leach recently had some golden comments about Halloween.

Leach hit on all the important parts of costumes: the need to stay warm, mobility and stripper costumes. Yes, he felt the need to talk about stripper costumes. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

“The ironic thing is there’s stripper costumes. I didn’t know you needed a costume to be a stripper. Yet, they have them hanging on the racks,” the eccentric coach told the media during another classic rant. Watch it below, and try not to laugh.

Listen, you’re an absolute clown if you don’t think Leach is comedy gold. The man is the definition of prime content. (RELATED: The Latest AP College Football Poll Is Here. Find Out Where Your Team Ranks)

Most people just grab a Halloween costume and move on with life. The WSU coach treats picking out a costume like it’s the Warren Commission. He puts more thought into it than I think nuclear scientists put into their work, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

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As I told somebody this morning, there’s nobody in college football I’d want to drink a beer with more than Leach, and it’s not close.

Long live the legend! Now, let’s go ahead and get his Thanksgiving take on the record as quickly as possible.

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