Culver’s Named Best Burger Restaurant In America, Beats In-N-Out

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Culver’s has been deemed the best burger joint in America, and I absolutely agree.

Restaurant Business Online ranked the best “quick-service chains.” Chick-fil-A came in the top spot, and Culver’s came in third, which was ahead of every other burger chain in America. In-N-Out came in fourth, which was second for burger joints.


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Do you hear all the noise off in the distance? Me neither. That’s the sound of silence from all the haters and critics who honestly believe In-N-Out, Shake Shack, Five Guys or any other burger joint is better than Culver’s.

As somebody who loves burgers and fries, I can promise you that nothing beats a butter burger. There’s a reason I eat it virtually every day when I’m in Wisconsin, and it’s because it’s like a taste of heaven. (RELATED: Wisconsin Star QB Recruit Graham Mertz Comes Out As A Fan Of Culver’s)

The food might honestly be better than sex. If given the choice between never having sex again or never having Culver’s again, I think I’d have to choose the former. Laugh all you want, but you’d do the same if you ever had one of their burgers.


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You can disagree with me all you want, but you’ll just be wrong. Luckily, this is America. You have the right to be wrong, but you’re still wrong.

Now, if you’ve never had a nice juicy Culver’s burger, I suggest you do it immediately. Then you’ll become part of the greatest food movement on the planet, and you can thank me for the introduction.